Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014
Alt-Lit
***this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it
This is also the peak of art everyone go home this his my new favourite thing.
A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really… “Do the stars gaze back?” Now, that’s a question.
- Stardust (2007), dir: Matthew Vaughn.
A guide to the incredibles 2 by someone with epilepsy
If you have epilepsy or photo-sensitivity but are stubborn like me here is a safety guide. I recommend that you do not see the movie in theaters but if you will still do it here ya go. I’ve seen a lot of posts warning about the flashing lights but none saying when they are. I’m going to do my best to not give away too much of the movie.
Strobe effects/Flashing lights:
-At the beginning of the movie when they are fighting the underminer, when they go underground there is some slight flashing, not too bad though
-When Helen is in screenslavers base and moves the white cloth from a human-like shape the following battle includes a huge strobe/flashing effect that lasts for awhile
-When they are all on the ship during the ceremony there is a moment when the villain will say something to the effect of now and flashing/strobe will take over a huge tv
-After that last one there will be unpredictable scenes of strobe effect, you will inevitably see some flashing/strobe unless there is someone who has seen it and can warn you without fail. If you know that even a glimpse of that will harm you/give you a seizure please do not go for your own safety and that of others
-I have heard there are some in the credits though I did not stick around after a few minutes
Things to do/not to do:
-Bring someone who you trust or someone who has seen it before with you to tell you when the scenes are over
-Bring a baseball cap or something you can tilt down to cover your eyes then close them and put a hand over them
-DO NOT GO ALONE.
Even catching glimpses my eyes were dilated afterwards and my head was hurting. Please be careful. If you do not have epilepsy or photo-sensitivity please boost this. Feel free to add to this in case I missed anything.
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
it’s jodie whittaker’s birthday so let’s all take a moment and think about 13 in 11’s fancy white suit thank you goodnight
you instantly make me feel better
watfching this is like being blugeoned by a sword oyuu are just to take it …
